hey guys, guess what~
enjoy jack hanging out on your blogwhat the fuck why is there just a blank image up there this is so uncool
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
How People on the East Coast Prepare for a Blizzard
accurate beyond belief
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
CANNED FOOD AND WATER OH GOD
I WORK IN A GROCERY STORE AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH PANICKED NEW JERSEYIANS WHENEVER THERE’S AN UNPLEASANT FORECAST. xD
It’s like when people here “inclement weather”, bread and milk are the first things to pop into their head even though those are the worst things you can have on hand in that situation and most of them never buy bread and milk on a normal day anyway
I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!
I’m so happy!
its back on my dash
wow she certainly is
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises
Adam Young makes me so fucking happy, his music is fantastic and full of wonder and it appeals to the part of me that never grew up and it just reminds me that I can be an adult but still be fun and imaginative
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
and this isn’t a movie yet…. why?
I want a new boyfriend because the old one was a friggen tool
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